Thursday, April 05, 2012

Smart Little Tony

Cool jokes taken from internet.

Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi- syllable word ?"

TONY says, "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a MOUTHFUL."

Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're just having the dirty thought and thinking of a BLOWJOB."

Miss Rogers fainted right away.... Oh, he's sooo loveable, isn't he??

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One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzie," replied the  teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully." She said, "Excellent, Michael !" Then the teacher reluctantly called on little TONY. "Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just faakin' beautiful !'"
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Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you  acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." the man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time ?" Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own faakin' business."'
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Have a nice dream everyone!!!

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